Top Definition
A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.
“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”
by DRTYONE November 22, 2011

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