John Pai

1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist

2. (adj) a human state of being not gay

3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"

1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai

2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!

3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!

by asubtleskoosh June 8, 2011