An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
by Azmera June 25, 2010

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A British vegetable who thinks he's actually funny. Has the annoying habit of appearing on the front page of Youtube every week. Also pretends to win every argument by reminding people that it's the Current Year.

Commonly regarded as an influential pop culture icon by brain-dead leftists, feminazis, manginas, fart sniffers, and other degenerate freaks, the funniest thing about John Oliver is that he looks like Mr. Bean with glasses.
Mangina: "Master, did you watch John Oliver last night?"
Feminazi: "Of course, you male scum! He's soooo funnyyyy! Now lick my boots, slave!"
Mangina: "Yes, master!"
by ZiggyTalls September 30, 2016

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The rat-faced bastard who hosts the late night talk show, Last Week Tonight, on HBO on Sunday nights. He is also former Mega-reverend and CEO of the now defunct church, Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption.
Did anyone send Mega-reverend and CEO John Oliver their seed? Praise be.
by Beelerzebub January 18, 2017

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Best Donald Trump smasher.

Fuck you Donald Trump
Donald Trump's nightmare is the d of John Oliver
by Mr. Cocker May 26, 2016

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