the lead singer of the maine, the best band. ever. john cornelius o'callaghan, but to his fans, john ohh. if said like "john..ohh!" it sounds like you're having sex. and who wouldn't want sex with john ohh?!
Jonas Brothers fan girl: Who is John Ohh?
Beautiful perfect The Maine fan: you're a fucking nuthead. i'm not even going to tell you.
Jonas Brothers fan girl: please?!
The Maine fan: john, ohh!
Jonas Brothers fan girl: you sound like you're in orgasm. ohmigawd nick jonas!
The Maine fan: you're a fucktard.