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John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010
 
1.
The epitome of a dickless faggot.
Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.
by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009
 
2.
The Mayor of bad music.
John Mayer is the Mayor of bad music.
by Helioseismology November 30, 2007
 
3.
Another term for jackass or dipshit
John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.
by Spartacus778 August 12, 2006
 
4.
John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 09, 2005
 
5.
Dumb Cracker Cunt
My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow
by Austin BJ August 03, 2010
 
6.
To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over
Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
by LaBeaner April 08, 2010
 
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John Mayer us a useless piece of shit who uses terrible music to sooth rabid monkeys in order to get the ultimate steal of nigger baby fun. John Mayer has no life and sucks dick for a living with bob saget and uses the golden wiener to penetrate himself in the arse.

Nobody likes john mayer because he is a faggot and sings like miley cyrus who sounds like a man.. only worse. He horts penis all throughout the day from different races including asians, blacks, gooks, franks, whats and steaks.

His only fan is a small asian man named Glen Macmullin.
Glen - Hey guy's isn't John Mayer the best?
Everyone else in the entire world - No.

John Mayer is gay.. yeah he is. He does 69.
by Dustin Bafuglen January 16, 2010