John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (
Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!
Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions
The epitome of a dickless faggot.
Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.
The Mayor of bad music.
John Mayer is the Mayor of bad music.
John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.
Dumb Cracker Cunt
My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow
John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg
I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG
weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG
He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
John Mayer us a useless piece of shit who uses terrible music to sooth rabid monkeys in order to get the ultimate steal of nigger baby fun. John Mayer has no life and sucks dick for a living with bob saget and uses the golden wiener to penetrate himself in the arse.
Nobody likes john mayer because he is a faggot and sings like miley cyrus who sounds like a man.. only worse. He horts penis all throughout the day from different races including asians, blacks, gooks, franks, whats and steaks.
His only fan is a small asian man named Glen Macmullin.
Glen - Hey guy's isn't John Mayer the best?
Everyone else in the entire world - No.
John Mayer is gay.. yeah he is. He does 69.