What a Jackass.
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Nobody likes john mayer because he is a faggot and sings like miley cyrus who sounds like a man.. only worse. He horts penis all throughout the day from different races including asians, blacks, gooks, franks, whats and steaks.
His only fan is a small asian man named Glen Macmullin.
Everyone else in the entire world - No.
John Mayer is gay.. yeah he is. He does 69.