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John mayer is one of the most popular young superstars around.

John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.
Mayer's lucrative follow-up, 2004's Heavier Things, resulted in another Grammy, this time for Song of the Year.
by M. Moore August 10, 2005
 
1.
The epitome of a dickless faggot.
Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.
by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009
 
2.
The Mayor of bad music.
John Mayer is the Mayor of bad music.
by Helioseismology November 30, 2007
 
3.
Another term for jackass or dipshit
John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.
by Spartacus778 August 12, 2006
 
4.
John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 09, 2005
 
5.
Dumb Cracker Cunt
My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow
by Austin BJ August 03, 2010
 
6.
To screw something up
To ditch, or to screw someone over
Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.

Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
by LaBeaner April 08, 2010
 
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John Mayer us a useless piece of shit who uses terrible music to sooth rabid monkeys in order to get the ultimate steal of nigger baby fun. John Mayer has no life and sucks dick for a living with bob saget and uses the golden wiener to penetrate himself in the arse.

Nobody likes john mayer because he is a faggot and sings like miley cyrus who sounds like a man.. only worse. He horts penis all throughout the day from different races including asians, blacks, gooks, franks, whats and steaks.

His only fan is a small asian man named Glen Macmullin.
Glen - Hey guy's isn't John Mayer the best?
Everyone else in the entire world - No.

John Mayer is gay.. yeah he is. He does 69.
by Dustin Bafuglen January 16, 2010