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50.
Anyone acting in a wishy washy, indecisive manner.
Quit bein' a John Kerry and pick a friggin' drink, willya?
by Bob the Dog March 10, 2006
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51.
-Sir Flip-Flops alot.
-Half of the "Hair ticket".
-His partner/running mate,the biggest douche in the universe(Mr. glorious hairdo),John Edwards,claims that John Kerry (if elected) will heal the crippled that they will quote:"get up out of their wheelchairs and walk",if John Kerry is elected!!!!

Now OBVIOUSLY he's lying!!!

John Kerry CANNOT "heal people in wheelchairs" and have them "get up out of their wheelchairs and walk" simply "if" he is elected.
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52.
Liberal, progressive senator from Massachusetts.
"I'm John Kerry, and I voted for this definition before I voted against it."
by Gahmuret July 09, 2006
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53.
A politician that got pwned by Bush, and rightfully so.
Lol...John Kerry got rocked.
by Bill Fuckin Nye October 23, 2006
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54.
A man that tried to become the next president, but got tied up in the fact he did not no were to stand on important issues.
That John Kerry guy thinks that the war is good, then bad, then good, then bad, then good, then bad....(infinite goods and bads).
by pheonix blackhawk May 15, 2005
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55.
A fucking idiot. See jackass, liar, good for nothing, liberal, con man.
Whether the liberal fuckers believe it or not, John Kerry really is a fucking idiot.
by jamerson June 05, 2005
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56.
1. To say on thing and mean another.
2. To constantly switch views on a particular issue.
3. To vote for something before voting against it.
1. I kerried when I said that I fed the cat.
2. That man has kerried so much, it is hard to know what he stands for.
3. I kerried when I said "I actually did vote for the 87 billion, before i voted against it."
by Jesse1 June 18, 2005
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