The most retarted fag on the planet
Reasons why john kerry deserved to lose:

He was a dumbass liar
John Kerry extracts: There was no vote on war!
War was wrong!
I did vote to go to war!
(what a retard!)

He thought that the people with more money should pay more, this is partly true, but it should all be equal, if you earned your way to the top why should you have to spend it all on taxes? And also if the rich dont have to pay more, then there prices will drop and theres less money that the middle class has to pay.
by fjdlkfjsdlfkjldf August 05, 2005
A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.
How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?
by tradesman March 14, 2005
A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.
America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.
by Ben February 16, 2005
An Ultra-Liberal who was one of for senators who voted against the ban on killing babies who are half born! As stupid as they come!!!!!!
We shall now vote on the bill to end partial birth abortion, answer yea if you want it to pass, and nay if you don't!
John Kerry: Nay
John Edwards: Nay
Barbara Boxer: Nay
Dianne Feinstein:
Everyone else who isn't an idiot and a wannabe baby killer: YEA!!
by John-John April 18, 2005
1. Someone whose supporters can't name a single policy that he had or name anything he would have done that would have made him a better president than the mediocre GWB. If you question Kerry's policies, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

2. According to Democrats, the only soldier in Vietnam that wasn't an evil baby-killing nazi. If you question Kerry's heroship, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

3. Someone whose followers believe that calling their opponent a "chimp" or a "nazi" is a mature and intelligent debate tactic. If you question Kerry supporter's arguements, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

4. Someone whose followers believe that the best way to win over support for their candidate is to insult and belittle the American public as much as possible. If you question the Democratic Party's God-given infallibility, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

5. Someone supported by poor, oppressed millionaire propagandists like George Soros and Michael Moore. If you don't believe Soros and Moore without question, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

6. Some one who "had a plan" but couldn't be bothered with telling us this plan. If you question Kerry's intelligence and leadership qualification, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

7. Someone who barely lost the 2004 election to an unpopular incumbent and probably would have won if he had just taken a solid stand on an issue, any issue. Of course, the Democrats go and blame the American public for their loss and not their own ineptitude. No wonder it's so easy for Republicans to accuse Democrats of "hating America", which would be a ridiculous and unbelieveable claim if not for the Democrat's complete contempt and hatred of anyone who doesn't worship their partyline like a God. If you didn't vote for Kerry, you are an inbred uneducated redneck.

Maybe in 2006 you'll convince enough of these stupid, uneducated, sub-human redneck rubes from outside of New England and California to vote for your candidates. Maybe.
Undecided Voter: So tell me, how will Kerry improve our economy and what's his plan to get us out of this clusterfuck of a war?


Me: Republicans suck, but at least they aren't a bunch of elitist condescending pricks like these guys.
A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.
the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.
by Radical Republican January 30, 2005
1.)A liberal ass weiner fool who thinks hes soo good cause he has 3 purple hearts. Just remember...if he should be president...then why isnt he?(or should i say she).

2.)A gay faggot asshole.

3.)A person the world would have been better off without.

4.)See herman munster.
Dude jonh kerry got his ass whooped in the 2004 election...rock on bush!
by kerrysucks04 April 30, 2005
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