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17.
1. He is the current Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
by Steven T May 26, 2005
 
1.
Australia's Prime Minister. AKA: Mr Sheen the cleaning man. (most aussie's would understand this)
id vote for john howard if he went on national television and admitted he was secretly Mr Sheen
by Elle644 July 31, 2005
 
2.
(adj.) Describing someone who aligns with the school bully for protection so as not to get bullied themself. A kiss arse to someone in a higher position. Someone lacking back-bone. Rymes with coward.

(person) Australian Prime Minister labeled as American President Bush's 'Deputy'.
Dave is such a John Howard he bought the boss' wife a present.
by Em Dee September 26, 2005
 
3.
Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.
John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!
by Fedor July 20, 2005
 
4.
Very bad leader of Australia, that likes lying and cheating the poor.
Lies to win elections.
Kisses G.W.Bush's Ass.
Need i say more?
Rove doing his John Howard jokes again. (in a john howard voice)
by Blah` September 10, 2005
 
5.
Weak and powerless leader of Australia. Often noted for his unusually large eyebrows and marsupial-like speech pattern, he's most commonly seen sniffing Bush's ass and/or kissing it.

Compulsive liar, cheater, fake, weak, ugly, chode and stump. All these are synonyms of John Howard.
John Howard: "I believe, on behalf the Australian people, that I need to make decisions for progess..."

Dude 1: "We just lost our jobs."

Dude 2: "Ghey."
by Danforth March 21, 2006
 
6.
The worst thing ever to happen to Australia. The Prime Minister from 1995 onwards.
John Howard is the biggest loser in the world today.
by Dead Deer November 08, 2005
 
7.
1. The Australian Prime Minister from 1996 onwards.
2. A cockney rhyming slang for coward.
1. John Howard boards the plane again for another G.W Bush asskiss.
2. My goshness, you are a JOHN HOWARD.
by Yummymummy October 04, 2006