stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.
John Hock is DTF
by john hock is hot September 21, 2008

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Another stickam famous guy who got so many fans because of his site *pictureyourprize* that gives out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff. He got Amor Hilton pregnant & appeared on stickydrama because of him being a rapist, n00dz getting out, and plenty of that shit.

He's the whole stickam package.
$uper$c3n3k1d: OMFGZ LYKE DID YEW SEE JOHN HOCK ON STICKAM TODAY?~*

I R JESUSLAWLZ: LOLZZZZ OMFGZ YEEEEH! I LYKE WON HIS MACBOOK!11!!!!11
by DFLKAJKFLDSALJK August 09, 2008

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How you tell someone/describe someone as becoming utterly obsessed with Stickam and should stop AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Person 1: OMGOMGOGM, 10 MORE FRIENDS ON STICKAM!
Person 2: Holy shit, you're turning into John Hock.
Person 1: STFU! I'm going to tell Sticky on you!
Person 2: .....
by LOLOLOLstickam September 07, 2008

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John Hock is the cutest boy on the internet.

He has a popular show on Stickam called The John Hock Show.

He loves KimiKobra,alot!
www.myspace.com/johnhockftw

Woah,did you see John Hock And KimiKobra the other day?
by SnakeB September 06, 2008

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