biggest douche in the universe
John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.
Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!
U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.
"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."
A US Senator who ran for president.
He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.
He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."
He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by suing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is "the only middle class American in the Presidential race", yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate for the 2008 election. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.
John Edwards is John Kerry's buttbuddy. They are two peas in a pod. They were both losers in the 2004 Presidential election.
When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.
"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"
"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."
"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
The Biggest douche in the universe.
"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"