Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?
Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.