English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.
Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne
by phillip the monkey March 07, 2011
Top Definition
Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"
by SophoJoJo February 05, 2010
Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Johannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.
"Who's that?"

"My boyfriend, Johannes"

"Girl, marry him now."
Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.
Johannes sucks
by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016
Crazy Nazi faggot. Consistently pulls out .45s in class and pops students he doesn't like. He then proceeds to make the Jewish kids (if there are any left) clean up the brain matter. Sips tea and hails Hitler daily.

Refers to students as "bitches" and "dirty Jews".
Shit nigga look behind you its Johannes
by The Great Malevolent Force November 26, 2013
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