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Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
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An insult, meaning 'fuck off'; from the British film "The Football Factory"

One of those great, frequently relevant one-liners. Now hijacked by chavs, making it sound less impressive than when it was only quoted by those who'd actually seen the movie.
"Jog on you muggy little cunt!"
by therealrichieedwards January 03, 2006
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derived from Football Factory, a term used to tell a fellow human to hurry about his/her task
(a)what shall i do about that dinlow who put the lillies in wiv the crysanths boss?
(b)well Jog on and get it sorted soppy bollocks!
by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004
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It means "fuck off" if somone is doing your nut in
jog on or im gonna do you in
by Ragnor1337 August 09, 2011
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the definition of jog on means 2 fuk off
fukin jog on u tit wanker
by jog on i aint telin u March 23, 2005
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its a word to say fuck off to the person that does your nutting
Boy: your shit at running love
Girl: your such a dick
Boy: Jog on yeh bag head
Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime
by ronnie1997 August 03, 2011
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its a poliet way of tellin sum1 to fuck of!
why dnt u jog on!-why dnt u fuck of!
by mm March 23, 2005
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