A rather stupid, shallow character from Friends.
I hurt my Joey's apple!
by SosieBiallissimo August 11, 2007
Slang term for a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, derived from the name of their prophet, Joseph Smith. See also, "pole-toucher".
"I'll have a whiskey double."
"Sorry, I can't serve that to you."
"Why not?"
"Because this is Utah, and the Joeys won't let me."

"Hey, do you want to go into that great and spacious building with me?"
"Sorry, dude, I'm totally a Joey."

"Excuse me sir, but why is your hand on that rod?"
"Because I'm a Joey."
by bortschuss April 24, 2007
an ugly, boring, fag, guy that thinks black.
has a pizza face
"stop being a joey, and talk!"
by carlla August 25, 2008
fag who like men and and stuff up his but
did you see joey at the gay bar?
A tall, lanky jackass who thinks he is the "shit" when really he is just a piece of shit. He gives rambling lectures about things such as Orioles...not the baseball team...the bird. He is commonly misconstrued as gay due to his excessively large Express only wardrobe. He is a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy. Commonly referred to as the jackass!
"My boyfriend just broke up with me over Facebook.."

by Samalu and Emjeku April 05, 2007
1.Baby kangaroo
2.Duck lover
1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo!
2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.
by Ducklover January 28, 2006
one with small genitals.
that person is a joey.
by 765763257652345238 December 26, 2008

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