A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.
Person Near Age Level: God DAMN! Grow up Joey, do it yourself! It's like everything I do gets copied by you!

Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.

Joey: Can I join?

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Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.

Patrick: Thanks.

Spongebob: HAH!

Patrick: HAH!

Spongebob: Darn.

Patrick: Darn.

Spongebob: Mary had a....

Patrick: Mary had a.....

Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as

Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as

Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!
#annoying #childlike #toddler #douchebag #chode #unpopular #crybaby
by maximumpwnage1337133713371337 April 30, 2009
a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns
"your maid is such a joey"
"dont talk to him, he's a joey"
"you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"
#maid #cleaning houses #low pay #32424232424 siblings #burritos #scene
by Joey's boyfriend December 20, 2006
A person of western lineage who comes to Asia to pay for sex. Derived from soldiers(or GI Joes) who stayed in Asia following the Vietnam War and took Asian wives or girl friends. In contemporary usage, Joey refers to patrons of the Asian sex industry.
Maggie noticed a healthy population of shirtless, sagging Joeys on the beach, fawning and cooing their younger lady friends, happy to oblige at a rate of $30 US per day.
#sex tourist #sex patron #prostitute #foreigner #tourist
by Joseph Johns October 08, 2008
to borrow money from someone and then borrow money from someone else to pay of the previous lender and so on always in reduced value until u pretty much owe the last lender a hug, cheapskate, cheap, miser, petty, brassy

One of our friends who was named Joey would borrow money to pay for dinner and then say he owed that guy a beer. Then he would borrow money from the next guy to pay of the previous lender and would owe this guy a muffin. Until the last guy he owed was a hug or a thanks.
Hey! He pulled of a joey on us.

That taxi dude pulled of a Joey.

Stop joeying with us!!!
#cheapskate #cheap #miser #petty #brassy #charity #charitable #gracious
by Jacob Balthazar February 12, 2008
1. the one and only jew.

2.he has a nice asshole, it is lickable. all can resist him but jimmy proper risk.
JOEYS LOVES FELICIA!!
#jew #jew bagel #honeybuns #buttercup #balls of fire
by foweesha September 04, 2008
A small bird such as a budgie or a bluejay.
Did you just see that Joey attack that man for his food?!
#joey #small #bird #budgie #bluejay
by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008
man boobs...of course aptly named so because an ex member of a very popular sitcom had a considerable pair.
person one : 'wow man, I havent had any pussy in 1 year! what do you think is wrong?'

person two : 'erm its pretty simple dude, you have an epic pair of joey's'
#bitchtits #joey #joey's #moobs #manboobs #boobs
by the man with the golden bun April 21, 2008
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