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Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.

Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.

Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist

Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local
"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"

"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."

"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."
by Grandysaur March 07, 2010
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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
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2.
A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe
Joey is soooooooooo hot
by BethW May 15, 2008
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A dependable friend and someone who'll always be there for someone they care about. The life of the party and hilarious. A little too perverted at times but its funny so it all works out. Always knows how to cheer someone up. A hard worker with a little too much on their plate but they try their best. Sometimes a joey needs a good friend to remind them its all worth it.
I was having a bad night until i got online and talked to him. he's such a joey
by <<<<<<4 February 23, 2010
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4.
A term for baby kangaroo.
But not only that, it is Australian slang for a person usually youn, who is very bouncy, energetic, and sometimes may act a little violent and crazy
I was at the bar hittin on some damn Joey's girlfriend and he hit me in the face!
by JoECraZy24 October 13, 2006
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Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Joey.
by 1995JBJ October 23, 2009
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An intelligent, incredible sexy, and wonderful human being.
Joey has the habit of breaking everything down and making things
complicated. However, it makes him even more adorable. Joey has a great
sense of humor and can always make you laugh. Hours feel like seconds when
you're talking to Joey.Joey is also a stud muffin, being far from Joey can
be extremely difficult. Joey is the sweetest gentlemen and utterly irresistable. Joey will make you smile like a fool.
Joey is the best thing that has happened to me.
by katester3000 March 03, 2010
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irish origin,means that he is better than you at everything just the coolest name in the world
joey is the coolest person ever
by drew halbaken January 12, 2008
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