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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
 
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that kid. the dirty one. the one that makes you wanna kick a babies head off. the one whose hair looks like a fucking rats nest. the one whose overconfident and thinks hes way too good for anyone. the one who thinks he can get girls..but girls are afraid he has a poon. the one who when you look at him suicide runs through your mind.
dude stop being such a joey. no one likes a joey.
by wink at me im hott January 21, 2011
 
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An ugly kid that smells very bad. He never takes showers, has anger problems, really gay, doesn't brush his teeth, can't talk correctly, suck penis, loves men, jacks off a lot, and sucks at Xbox
Quit taking a Joey shower
by BIGnuts21 September 29, 2012
 
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Gay
Wow, you're so totally joey!
by joeysgay April 02, 2011
 
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An argument specialist who is made of awesome and also win, no matter what the argument a Joey wins by default because they are just that brilliant, some may also consider a Joey to be a troll.
ok ok you win you are such a Joey
by TheRapture December 11, 2010
 
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Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.

Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.

Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist

Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local
"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"

"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."

"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."
by Grandysaur March 07, 2010
 
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A gay fag.
Damn see that guy over there, well that's Joey...

Dang! He's so gay!

That's because... Well he's a Joey.
by Luavathan December 29, 2010
 
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A guy who takes your care packages in MW2, especially when they're harrier airstrikes. Typically considered a jerk.
Person 1: Dude you took my FUCKING CARE PACKAGE, you're such a jerk joey.
Person 2: Dude w/e, don't be such a debbie downer.
by xMrSprinkles56x January 06, 2010