Top Definition
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
Asshole swag-fag that carries around a pair of beats headphones all the time and has a hoodie with rolled up sleeves. Likes to hit people and called people faggots.
Person 1: Have you heard? mathieu brought his beats to school today.
Person 2: Yeah, hes such a joey.
by Anonymousaaswipewtf February 10, 2014
An amazing boy that makes you cry and steals your heart. He's not yours and he's older than you by 2 years. She's pretty and it hurts but hey make a great couple. You may love him forever.
Me: I have another problem.
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?
by ILoveHimIthurts <3 November 03, 2013
Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.
My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.
by Cellly June 25, 2013
either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.
"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."
by lollipop lamoureux February 19, 2012
The unsightly fat pouch-y area you grow just above your belt line.
Sadly- her Joey had exceeded all her previous expectations and fears.
by Kitty a go go February 14, 2015
The anus opening. Better known as the asshole. Someone who is an ass to others.
Joey is an anus opening. Joey is an asshole.
by 48_itsme February 08, 2015
Gay men that surround and fall in love with only straight men.
He's a joey so if you're gay you have no chance with him.
by dlall82 November 06, 2014

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