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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
A character from the 1987-1995 show "Full House" and is obsessed with children's cartoons. He lives with eight other people and is crushed on by a weird woman name Mrs. Curruthers. Blonde, Comedian who always treats his women well (even if they don't stay with him long).
Danny-Hey Joey, here's ten bucks for keeping you mouth shut.
Joey-Thanks Danny!
Jesse-Wait so you knew he was a pool shark?
Joey-Well yeah! He went to college in a billiards scholarship.
by StripeSweater March 20, 2014
An amazing boy that makes you cry and steals your heart. He's not yours and he's older than you by 2 years. She's pretty and it hurts but hey make a great couple. You may love him forever.
Me: I have another problem.
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?
by ILoveHimIthurts <3 November 03, 2013
Coming to a full stop at an intersection that has no stop sign.
My dad pulled a Joey, and the guy behind us started honking.
by Cellly June 25, 2013
joeys a un-common term used for large breasts.
by alexthegreat joeys January 20, 2012
A top wanker a bitch or a slave just a cunt
Wayne paul lort is a joey
by cho chow April 24, 2015
either a baby kangaroo, or the an adorable person who is nice to everyone he meets. he makes me melt everytime i see him. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he will win your heart with only a wink, and he doesn't even know it. once he's in your life, there's no turning back. he will be stuck in your mind forever. many people are yet to meet a joey, and i pity them. joey is unforgettable.
"hey, that guy reminds me of a baby kangaroo!"
"yeah, i know, right? it's actually just joey."
"i think i love him"
"no, he just looked at you."
by lollipop lamoureux February 19, 2012
A faggot with a small penis
You are a Joey
by Joeyissupergay May 26, 2015

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