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-an asshole who breaks hearts.
-plays girls.
-and just generally wants to get some.
-yet he doesn't believe in "hitting and quitting".
-dick face.

WARNING: don't fall for one of these,
they won't catch you.
"hey whats wrong?"
"oh im getting played by a joey."
by cgarmyroyaoce August 28, 2008
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Person 1: "My mom died from a heart attack today.."
Person 2: "DAMNIT JOEY!"
by DOOOOOD1337420blazeit November 23, 2015
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a loveable pain in the ass. He'll drive you wild in more ways than one.
by 04kitty20 June 21, 2016
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A unique girl, who everyone adores. She is beautiful, adorable, funny, athletic, and is very smart. She is that one out of many people that really care about a special person she really loves. She is also the "mature" one. She is nice meeting you, but be careful not to get on her mean side. She can be a little clumsy sometimes, but always manages to get back up on her feet.
hott adorable caring young joey
by Mariaosnand October 19, 2013
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a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns
"your maid is such a joey"
"dont talk to him, he's a joey"
"you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"
by Joey's boyfriend December 20, 2006
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a perfect boyfriend.

hotter and better than all other guys.
including josh hutcherson.
he's funny and cute and the best kind of guy out there.
by nigger cats February 04, 2012
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A guy name, typically has a big cock and a muscular body
I'm so sick of nerdy tiny cocked Pauls in bed, I really need a nice Joey to take me to pound town
by 1+3=5 March 07, 2012
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