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1.
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
 
92.
Slang term for a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, derived from the name of their prophet, Joseph Smith. See also, "pole-toucher".
"I'll have a whiskey double."
"Sorry, I can't serve that to you."
"Why not?"
"Because this is Utah, and the Joeys won't let me."

"Hey, do you want to go into that great and spacious building with me?"
"Sorry, dude, I'm totally a Joey."

"Excuse me sir, but why is your hand on that rod?"
"Because I'm a Joey."
by bortschuss April 24, 2007
 
93.
an ugly, boring, fag, guy that thinks black.
has a pizza face
"stop being a joey, and talk!"
by carlla August 25, 2008
 
94.
A tall, lanky jackass who thinks he is the "shit" when really he is just a piece of shit. He gives rambling lectures about things such as Orioles...not the baseball team...the bird. He is commonly misconstrued as gay due to his excessively large Express only wardrobe. He is a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy. Commonly referred to as the jackass!
"My boyfriend just broke up with me over Facebook.."

"Man, WHAT A JOEY!"
by Samalu and Emjeku April 05, 2007
 
95.
1.Baby kangaroo
2.Duck lover
1. A joey just popped out of that kangaroo!
2.Yea what can i say, I am a joey.
by Ducklover January 28, 2006
 
96.
one with small genitals.
that person is a joey.
by 765763257652345238 December 26, 2008
 
97.
fag who like men and and stuff up his but
did you see joey at the gay bar?
 
98.
An Australian term for a homosexual man who is unpleasantly fat and un-attractive.
Girl: Seeing a Joey at the club last night almost made me want to turn lesbian.
by H00chymama January 08, 2008