Top Definition
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
A Feminine "male" who is girlish enough to be "metro", yet too "manly" to be gay.

Or so the Joey says. .

"Like. .Ohmigosh, he is SUCH a Joey with that man-purse of his. ."
by Anonymousasyourmom March 26, 2007
a gay boy who tries to cover up by asking out my girlfriend over and over again . he wont give up even though i will kick his ass if he doesnt stop.. no one likes him and eh thinks hes the shit .
joey is a faggot
by haha joey is gay December 21, 2009
Slang for an extremely inexperienced skier riding in an unusual way most likely in a wide criss-cross pattern taking up most of the trail; usually of young age yet there have been sightings of older joeys.

Also look up: joey bumps; joey twist; joey hill.
I was just up on Black Bear.

Yeah? How was it?

Well, if it weren't for some joeys it would have been nice.
by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008
A man who eats everything he finds. Currently weighs close to 2500 pounds after going on a diet. Was adopted by God Zilla at the age of six and is said to be blamed for the sudden disappearance of King Kong after the early 2000's. Last known whereabouts were in a federal penitentiary that he was working furiously to eat his way out.
Guard: "Joey has almost eaten his way out!"
Warden: "Rebuild the wall, quickly! But make sure that he doesn't eat the construction workers too""
by Man who lost his keys March 26, 2010
A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.
Person Near Age Level: God DAMN! Grow up Joey, do it yourself! It's like everything I do gets copied by you!

Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.

Joey: Can I join?


Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.

Patrick: Thanks.

Spongebob: HAH!

Patrick: HAH!

Spongebob: Darn.

Patrick: Darn.

Spongebob: Mary had a....

Patrick: Mary had a.....

Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as

Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as

Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!
by maximumpwnage1337133713371337 April 30, 2009
a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns
"your maid is such a joey"
"dont talk to him, he's a joey"
"you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"
by Joey's boyfriend December 20, 2006
A person of western lineage who comes to Asia to pay for sex. Derived from soldiers(or GI Joes) who stayed in Asia following the Vietnam War and took Asian wives or girl friends. In contemporary usage, Joey refers to patrons of the Asian sex industry.
Maggie noticed a healthy population of shirtless, sagging Joeys on the beach, fawning and cooing their younger lady friends, happy to oblige at a rate of $30 US per day.
by Joseph Johns October 08, 2008
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