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1.
The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
 
85.
what you call a youth from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut who is visiting the Ski areas of Southern vermont
Hey look at that Joey, what a dork, or on many occasions, from which the name comes, you will hear a loud voice shouting, "Joooooeeeeeeyyyyy", I am assuming, for the child to return to the brood.
by Pawblo August 30, 2007
 
86.
1. the one and only jew.

2.he has a nice asshole, it is lickable. all can resist him but jimmy proper risk.
JOEYS LOVES FELICIA!!
by foweesha September 04, 2008
 
87.
man boobs...of course aptly named so because an ex member of a very popular sitcom had a considerable pair.
person one : 'wow man, I havent had any pussy in 1 year! what do you think is wrong?'

person two : 'erm its pretty simple dude, you have an epic pair of joey's'
by the man with the golden bun April 21, 2008
 
88.
One who's knees buckle under them, also dances and sings uncontrollably.
Don't be a Joey tonight.
by I know who I am February 09, 2008
 
89.
person from Massachusetts who travels to New Hampshire solely to take up space and look at foliage in the fall
Look at that douche looking at leaves. He's such a joey.
by TheCoolFool December 21, 2008
 
90.
Fat person or thing. Often addicted to Tim Hortons and McDonald's, they generally eat constantly. Can also be used as an adjective.
My friend's cat is a joey.
by Abso August 21, 2007
 
91.
A rather stupid, shallow character from Friends.
I hurt my Joey's apple!
by SosieBiallissimo August 11, 2007