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The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.
I wish my boyfriend was a Joey.
I know don't we all?
by Niobi January 17, 2008
A rather annoying individual who relies too much on others to form his own opinions. A Joey tends to duplicate others extremely well. Also, Joeys tends to lack the maturity level of those around him, which repels fellow people near his age group.
Person Near Age Level: God DAMN! Grow up Joey, do it yourself! It's like everything I do gets copied by you!

Joey: What are you talking about? I'm old enough to make my own decisions.

Person Near Age Level: omg I'm about to commit suicide.

Joey: Can I join?


Spongebob: Say, you're pretty good.

Patrick: Thanks.

Spongebob: HAH!

Patrick: HAH!

Spongebob: Darn.

Patrick: Darn.

Spongebob: Mary had a....

Patrick: Mary had a.....

Spongebob: ...little lamb who's fleece was white as

Patrick: ....little lamb who's fleece was white as

Spongebob + Patrick: PICKLED FISHSTICKS!
by maximumpwnage1337133713371337 April 30, 2009
Slang for an extremely inexperienced skier riding in an unusual way most likely in a wide criss-cross pattern taking up most of the trail; usually of young age yet there have been sightings of older joeys.

Also look up: joey bumps; joey twist; joey hill.
I was just up on Black Bear.

Yeah? How was it?

Well, if it weren't for some joeys it would have been nice.
by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008
a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns
"your maid is such a joey"
"dont talk to him, he's a joey"
"you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"
by Joey's boyfriend December 20, 2006
A person of western lineage who comes to Asia to pay for sex. Derived from soldiers(or GI Joes) who stayed in Asia following the Vietnam War and took Asian wives or girl friends. In contemporary usage, Joey refers to patrons of the Asian sex industry.
Maggie noticed a healthy population of shirtless, sagging Joeys on the beach, fawning and cooing their younger lady friends, happy to oblige at a rate of $30 US per day.
by Joseph Johns October 08, 2008
to borrow money from someone and then borrow money from someone else to pay of the previous lender and so on always in reduced value until u pretty much owe the last lender a hug, cheapskate, cheap, miser, petty, brassy

One of our friends who was named Joey would borrow money to pay for dinner and then say he owed that guy a beer. Then he would borrow money from the next guy to pay of the previous lender and would owe this guy a muffin. Until the last guy he owed was a hug or a thanks.
Hey! He pulled of a joey on us.

That taxi dude pulled of a Joey.

Stop joeying with us!!!
by Jacob Balthazar February 12, 2008
A small bird such as a budgie or a bluejay.
Did you just see that Joey attack that man for his food?!
by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008
what you call a youth from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut who is visiting the Ski areas of Southern vermont
Hey look at that Joey, what a dork, or on many occasions, from which the name comes, you will hear a loud voice shouting, "Joooooeeeeeeyyyyy", I am assuming, for the child to return to the brood.
by Pawblo August 30, 2007

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