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a fuckin awesome drummer and guitarist who plays with slipknot and the murderdolls
Joey Jordison roxxors my soxxors!!!
by dragonguy October 14, 2006
 
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lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
by Alex Frazier August 05, 2005
 
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Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.
Joey Jordison fucking rocks!
by -Tragedy- July 23, 2006
 
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The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.
by SlipKnoTCultist October 23, 2006
 
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Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!
Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!
by Lindroos April 17, 2008
 
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Joey Jordison is a famous musician who started become well known for his drumming with the increasing popularity of his primary band "Slipknot". He is primarily known for his drumming talents in the band "Slipknot" and being the guitarist and backing vocals for the band "Murderdolls".

Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.

Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.

To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Shane: Have you heard 'Murderdolls' or 'Slipknot' lately, they've got some really catchy songs. And that drummer/guitarist, "Joey Jordison" is very good.

Josh: YEAH he is (:
by JoeyJr. November 06, 2009
 
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The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.
Damn, Joey is amazingly sexy!
by Elise esilE June 26, 2005