random dude whom with Joel is sharing his pointless story: "That's disgusting, man."
the Joel: "Yeah but as I stood frozen in disgust and disbelief, a lightning bolt came out of the clear blue sky and struck the ground only a few steps in front of me. It surely would have killed me AND ruined the bag of popping corn kernels inside my pocket had I not been struck by that dead bird."
the random dude: "No kidding! Man, that is some serious Joeluck! Hey, I just found out that I inherited $400,000 and I want to split it with you for no reason."
the Joel: "Sweet."
then the random dude uncontrollably snaps out of nowhere and kills the Joel.