The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
1.
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
by ocius1 May 29, 2009
Obviously an awesome person. But there are very special qualities in this person:
1. Fro. This joe must have abnormally large afro hair.
2. Cool. This joe will be one of the coolest guys you've ever met. Seriously.
There may be magical properties associated with Joe with the Fro's hair. Such as:
1. Unlimited storage. You never know what you may find in there. It's always a surprise.
2. Softness. The fro can double as a pillow if needed. People also find the hair to be unusally fluffy.
3. Healing powers. Results may vary. Try for yourself. If you know what I mean.
1. Fro. This joe must have abnormally large afro hair.
2. Cool. This joe will be one of the coolest guys you've ever met. Seriously.
There may be magical properties associated with Joe with the Fro's hair. Such as:
1. Unlimited storage. You never know what you may find in there. It's always a surprise.
2. Softness. The fro can double as a pillow if needed. People also find the hair to be unusally fluffy.
3. Healing powers. Results may vary. Try for yourself. If you know what I mean.
by Joe with the Fro December 13, 2007