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Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.
While being indisposed and forced to eat bush from a transvestite named George, Joe D. is having fun with Suzy on a regular basis and probably shacked up with her too.
by BobBreton March 17, 2006
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When a guy, who is a complete cheapo, arrogantly suggest that the girl pay for herself after asking her out.
Guy- Well I definitely got me. Prob you. But idk let me get my check.
Girl- Wow Seriously? I'm not even trying to get Joe'd!
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A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod.
He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"
by Murmus July 02, 2006
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I joed all over myself after looking at porn.
by paulyy April 10, 2009
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A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.
Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.
by Dr. Spicoli April 16, 2010
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by Chris L Lambert January 02, 2011
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To crash a car into or through a partition such as a wall or fence. This feat may be accomplished while occupying the crashing vehicle or while performing a remote start.
Bill: "What happened to that wall?"
Fred" Some idiot joed it"

Idiot: "I joed my car again last night, third time this year…"
by Rusty Shackleford IV November 10, 2010
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