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5.
A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.).

See also Shitting the Bed.
Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.
by Dr. Spicoli April 16, 2010
 
1.
Any man who has engaged in or has had sexual relations with another mans girlfriend, wife or partner while he is not around, usually serving his country in the Marines or armed forces.
While being indisposed and forced to eat bush from a transvestite named George, Joe D. is having fun with Suzy on a regular basis and probably shacked up with her too.
by BobBreton March 17, 2006
 
2.
When a guy, who is a complete cheapo, arrogantly suggest that the girl pay for herself after asking her out.
Guy- Well I definitely got me. Prob you. But idk let me get my check.
Girl- Wow Seriously? I'm not even trying to get Joe'd!
by I'm the truth why would I lie? April 14, 2010
 
3.
" Joe'd" when you get Joe'd....you....end up with your panties in a dumpster and your ass on a transit bus
I got " Joe'd" today....(NOT PROUD) or should I be?
by me me 187 October 08, 2011
 
4.
When you chunder a little bit and it just sticks in the back of your throat
Ohhhh nasty, I just joe'd
by lezbenham April 16, 2011
 
6.
a fag that goes to prms and thinks hes black
"have you seen joed in school''
by fakau January 26, 2011
 
7.
Jacked Off.
I just joed.
by Chris L Lambert January 02, 2011