1. Barack Obama's Vice Presidental candidate. He is the old white guy that was too old and too white for the democratic party. Obama chose him for the ticket because he is actually qualified to be president and Obama knows in his heart that he is nothing more than a charlatan who can give a damn good speech. Joe Biden will perform Dick Cheney like duties while working for president Obama. He will do all the real work while Obama sits back in the oval office snorting cocaine and smoking pot. Essentially Joe Biden should have been voted as the Democratic Nominee but liberals are freaks who are obsessed with tree hugging and for some reason harbor all this white guilt that convinces them that having a black man as president will do some sort of good for the country as a whole.

2. The 45th President of the United States of America. Joe Biden took office after the assination of Barack Obama by Hillary Clinton.

3. The guy who let Barack Obama make a cuckold bukkake film with his wife in order to become vice president.

(Liberal Freak) "I'm going to vote for Barack Obama. This country needs a black president."

(Joe Biden) "I wish I were black. Then I could snort cocaine, smoke pot, have a racist pastor for 20 years and simply say I heard nothing, funnel money to convicted criminals (Tony Rezko), support the killing of babies that survived botched abortions, and have associations with known domestic terrorists (Bill Ayers) and still be considered a viable option for the presidency because of my skin color."
by Barack Obama snorts cocaine August 25, 2008
Barack Obama's VP pick. Practically his whole family is dead, known to have a love/hate relationship with McCain, also known to hate his supporters. Rumored to have banged Sarah Palin and rapper Clifford "T.I." Harris. In T.I.'s song, Whatever you like, the claims he needs Joe Biden.
T.I.: I want Joe Biden, Need Joe Biden, as long as you have me you want need nobody, you want it, I got it, go get it, go buy it, tell that other grown nigga to be quiet. (Referring to Obama, supposedly.)
by Day Man October 13, 2008
The act of visiting someone else's home, going number two in their bathroom and not flushing.
My second cousin Glenn from Albequerque visited last week and Joe Bidened me big time. The place stunk fro a day and a half.
by Captain Merrill Stubing February 28, 2012

the most ignored aspect of the 2008 presidential race.
Obama: How are you today, Joe?

Joe Biden: Experienced, white, and generally inoffensive, sir.

Obama: Wonderful.
by CheckMinusOG November 02, 2008
Vice President under President Obama, Biden is a train enthusiast who spends much of his time digging (by hand) underground train tunnels which he uses as his own personal playgrounds.
Joe Biden Fucking loves trains.
by Red Kayak June 18, 2012
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