Hateful person, often very annoying.
Short, and ugly, similar to a chipmunk.
Small penis
1: You suck!
2. Don't be a Joe
by Miao1234 November 25, 2014

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A good looking guy, mostly a player with no regard for girls. Joes have a new girl everyweek. When you first meet him he seems like a prince that will save you from reality, then he leaves you lying in the dust because you have some flaws. Never throw your self at a Joe, make the Joe chase you. Despite all of these bad things, if you ever date a Joe he will be the sweetest person ever meet. He will treat you like a princess and will protect you from anything that trys to hurt you. Joes are some if the greatest people to date, just be careful with the aftermath.
Girl 1: what happened with Lulu and that guy she met? He loved her for 2 months! They start going out and then he leaves her after a week!!
Girl 2: What a jerk
Girl 3: He is a total Joe
by L.V.O November 10, 2012

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MAY mess around with girl's heads. He tells 3 lasses he likes them and then denies it and slags each one of the lasses off to the other. JOE MAY think he has all the lasses, but he really doesn't. He does a lot of moshing and he has long black hair in the style of a side fringe.
Oh my god! That dude is a player, he must be called Joe.
by Eleanor__Bieber February 08, 2012

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A genius retoucher who dun fucked it
Arghhhhh yeah he's a Joe
by retoucher September 08, 2011

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A Joe is when a person is playing the popular Football game "FIFA" on either the PS3 or Xbox 360, where you pass the ball directly to your defender from a Goal Kick and lose the ball to the opponent and they score a goal. Normally, the person who conceded the goal also continues to moan on about how it's unfair and you must give them a goal back, despite the fact that it was their fault.
Oh my God, you just did a Joe...
by Dheano August 15, 2010

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Basically a giant slut with an extremely small penis. A giant wank.
Wow what a joe.
by Joe'sASlut January 24, 2015

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a twat from salisbury
he's such an asshole, he called joe the the man "ho"
by badman1222 January 09, 2012

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