A guy who if made fun of will fart diarrhea foam into the persons mouth, his ball smell like dog shit and old tit milk. He can overcome any situation he is dealt usually by doing something disgusting like jamming his finger down his throat and puking into a funnel he somehow managed to ram into his dickhole, he also like to say ram and jam, be aware if you hear those words closely together.
Doctor to Nurse: "Damn it I got another Joe in there it's a mess!" Nurse to Doctor: "Blood and shit everywhere again?" Doctor to nurse: "Yeah vomit too fuck my life!"
by Littleton1984 November 15, 2010
A person who acts like they like you, than totally ignores you in the end. Also someone who won't answer your texts. But is still really hott!
OMG look at him he is such a joe. Plz dont get involved with him.
by LargoTalker May 04, 2010
general name used for calling anybody

(like using the word dude)
wassup joe?
by LatinKings August 01, 2008
A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken
Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken!"
Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"
by xxSMILE:Dxx December 25, 2010
I is a bed with a hole in it to fuck.
"Jacking Off Enhancer"
i gonna go home and please J.O.E
by mike orso October 28, 2003
Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.

Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.
Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."

Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"

Female1: "Heck if I know"

(Both go into bathroom to smoke)

Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"

Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"

Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."

Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"

Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."
by Bobby Joe Lois April 08, 2011
The shittest Gadsby.
You know Joe Gasby? Well he's the shittest Gadsby of them all.
by fanny-adams January 20, 2011

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