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Joe is slang for rock, boulder or other solid object. Used in reference to somebody who is large or hard to move
Yo, why there so many people standing at the door?
Coz nobdy can fit pas Joe at the front.
by handsdownthugtasticlike6:30 July 16, 2009
Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.
Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously
by Guido Hater August 24, 2010
To smoke a cigarette or any other substance.
Yo let me joe that blunt!
by Clinical Rage May 03, 2010
To borrow a CD from the library and rip the music
- Where did you get that album?
- Oh, I borrowed it from the library so I can Joe it.
- Gimmie the CD after so I can Joe it too.
by Phil Y May 21, 2008
That expensive stuff that people sell at starbucks. Its a brown, liquid substance and some people put milk and sugar into it. It has a curious effect that arouses people and makes them hyper for hours at a time when consumed.
I have a test tomorrow. Since I gotta stay up to study, I'm gonna run across the street to get a cup of joe.
by bassmaster May 19, 2005
Someone who has nothing better to do but Mow his yard all the time.
"Joe is at it again mowing his dame yard".
by affie4u April 09, 2009
Slang for someone enlisted in the United States Army.
Did you see that Joe in walmart? Do they ever take off their uniforms?
by SquallyZ06 February 23, 2009