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That, who is one of the human species. Usually male, but at times may be in gay form, a "Joe" has curly jew-fro like hair but changes it to straight in so called gay forms. There are many variations to the "Joe Look". One may find one with just a simple plain white T, jeans, a guitar w/ strap, and sandals (Aka the Jack Johnson). One unmistakable, physical feature that will always be found on a Joe is a pair of hipster glasses, this adds the finishing touches onto his carefree, laid-back, whatever personality. Behind all this, a Joe tries to hide a very sensitive alternate ego, because it contradicts with who he wants to be, so he tries to act like a badass. Be aware that a Joe smokes a heavy amount of pot, and then reacts in the form of talking in freestyles while imitating the band Incubus.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see Joe over there?
Person 2: Haha, yeah man, he was totally cheeched.
Person 3: Hey guys, where is he? I didn't see him!

Person 1: Sorry man, you missed the Joe...
by Dr. Rango June 30, 2011
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That expensive stuff that people sell at starbucks. Its a brown, liquid substance and some people put milk and sugar into it. It has a curious effect that arouses people and makes them hyper for hours at a time when consumed.
I have a test tomorrow. Since I gotta stay up to study, I'm gonna run across the street to get a cup of joe.
by bassmaster May 19, 2005
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A cigarette. Also see fag.

A old term used for the name brand cigarettes called Camels.

The camel on the box is named Joe, so I heard.
by #1 with a gun March 30, 2006
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The sweetest guy ull ever meet a little weerd @ times but still funny he's nice to everyone and he annoys me sometimesbut i luv him so much. Chuck Norris ain't got nothing on him.
<3you
"Joe...ur a dumass"
by _Mrs Rosalee Goatboy July 23, 2014
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A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.
"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"
by Totally Not Joe October 01, 2012
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Joe means a pile of dicks in the English dictionary.;^)
by joesgirlfriend December 07, 2011
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A person who acts like they like you, than totally ignores you in the end. Also someone who won't answer your texts. But is still really hott!
OMG look at him he is such a joe. Plz dont get involved with him.
by LargoTalker May 04, 2010
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