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a twat from salisbury
he's such an asshole, he called joe the the man "ho"
by badman1222 January 09, 2012
Where cars go to die. You can take them to a Joe who will run them til they die.
I think my car is heading down Joe Lane soon.

You might want to take your car to Joe, it looks kind of run down.
by JujyBerry November 09, 2011
A pretty man whose really Harry Potter in disguise.
Oh that's a pretty man... Maybe he's a Joe!


We're all just blown away by that Joe's hotness.
by Chrispineismine December 06, 2010
Joe shortened for Joseph.

#1 definition of Joe: An ordinary man. There's not much to a man like Joe at all. He typically spends his time religiously devoted to the bible. Joe is a huge history bluff. Extremely gifted with the women kind, though he will likely deny it, if you ask him. Although he has done some regretable stuff himself, Joe is honest. Joe tries very hard and often fall under pressure easily, though he won't show it.

#2 definition of Joe: coffee. Joe has extremely amazing women friends, and they would go out for coffee. He often wonders if anyone truly cares about him. Befriend a Joe. You'll never regret it.
Mary: "Joe loves kaleidoscopes also! She said, he is very visual."

Here's... Joe's favorite bible verse translated:

"... she called his name Moses (משה): and she said, Because I drew him (משיתהו) out of the water." (KJV).

Mary: "Joe is tight!"
by Left.here.with.purpose January 07, 2014
a fat, curly haired young man who never gets off the computer. He needs more exercise.
joe lombardi
by asdfadsgs June 01, 2013
Joe: A person who rages and makes others feel bad for him just so he can have a laugh at another persons expense. People normally hate Joe.
Joe: You just stole my kill! WTF. /ignore
Friend: Why are you so pissed?
Friend: Dude?
Friend: I'm sorry bro, don't ignore me.
Joe: LMAO just kidding, n00b.
Friend: You ass.
by Jmotion June 13, 2012
MAY mess around with girl's heads. He tells 3 lasses he likes them and then denies it and slags each one of the lasses off to the other. JOE MAY think he has all the lasses, but he really doesn't. He does a lot of moshing and he has long black hair in the style of a side fringe.
Oh my god! That dude is a player, he must be called Joe.
by Eleanor__Bieber February 08, 2012