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The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
"You think your in love?"
"Ya I caught Joe"
by sunshine2123 February 07, 2010
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The perfect guy who can make you feel like you're the only person in the universe. He showers you with compliments and truly means what he says. His voice gives you that warm, tingly feeling you can't shake every time you hear it. Every time he tells you he loves you, you can't stop smiling. He's completely honest about everything and won't lie to you for any reason, though he can keep your secrets and won't tell anyone. He's extremely protective and won't let any other guy get near you. He knows how to make you smile even when you're sad. When it's just you and him, everything just seems perfect. Every time you're away from him, all you can think about is him, and how much you miss him. Nothing else is more important. He's the perfect guy, and I'm so glad he's mine.
Random Stranger: Hey, do you know Joe?
Me: Yeah, he's mine, BACK OFF!!
by Kirawolfie June 21, 2012
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joe who
joe mamma. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
by j-rob mad fresh April 09, 2010
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Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.
What's up Joe.
Man, Joe, we went to this juke party last night...
by Raye-Raye March 22, 2006
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You motherfucker. You think you can define joe? That hard ass motherfucker will fuck your shit into the fourteenth dimension and back. How about this. He bites into a dorito loco taco and the eighty four women closest to him orgasm so hard their vaginas start vibrating. At this point, the dopamines literally start leaking out of their ears, nose and mouth, sometimes causing asphyxiation and/or divorce.
Fred: Oh god, i just read the description of Joe on Urban dictionary!
Velma: yeah, thank heavens he does not like mexican food.
by PapahogXxXxswag November 22, 2013
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simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!
if i was perfect in every way my name would have to be joe
by big balla 24 July 07, 2009
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A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.
Mark: Man Joe you trippin'
or
Mark: Wass up Joe.
by Frank33 March 07, 2007
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