The Angel of Death, surgeon of demise, infamous butcher and rancid scienceman, mostly renowed for his work during the Hitler's Reich and his rancid scream feeding.
"Angel of death
Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Sadistic, surgeon of demise
Sadist of the noblest blood"

- Slayer, Angel of Death (Joe)
by the Arald January 02, 2006
joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.
ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 28, 2011
A person with a bigger cock than any gavin
dannie: your cocks a joe
by joe2may July 24, 2011
JoE or two names put together Joe and Eduardo, the most awesome people in the world, they can fly, ride a fish up into space, walk on walls, and skydive without leaving the ground, and can aslo have a orgasm without having any sexual things.
omg were soo cool like JoE
by JoE ;) August 05, 2010
The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.
Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.
by Xekiel March 03, 2010
Funny, sometimes acts gay, can get on your nerves, smart but acts like a dumbass.
"Stop being a Joe"
"You're a Joe"
by xX1nsan1tyXx April 10, 2015
A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.
"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"
by Totally Not Joe October 01, 2012
Acronym for Jerk Off Encouragement
Guys often use phone sex or porn for J.O.E. (jerk off encouragement)
by SarasPlayroom.com April 20, 2012

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