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(v.) To place or receive an obnoxious phone call.

(n.) Wide receiver for the New Orleans Saints.
"He Joe Horned the phone in the middle of class and had a 5-minute conversation"

"Joe Horn hid a phone then used it as a prop in his touchdown celebration"
by d-Mack April 29, 2004
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To blow your load on a girl's back even though she repeatedly told you not to.
Ugh, my boyfriend went Joe Horn on my last night.
by thisislame July 10, 2008
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