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14.
Turd Democrat congressman that thinks he's some kind of genius. His retarded idea to fix Iraq was to geographically split up Iraqis based on their religious beliefs. He will throw tantrums and hissy fits ranting about crap that isn't true, then apologize for acting like a idiot. The only thing he adds to Obama's ticket as his Vice Presidential nominee is being a hair-plugged lunatic queef-breather.
Liberal Knob: "Obama really added foreign policy clout to his ticket when he named Joe Biden as his veep."

Rational Person: "Didn't he want to geographically split up Iraq based on religious beliefs? Can you imagine the shitstorm if he tried to pull that crap in America?"

Liberal Knob: *fart*
by Curtissssssssss August 25, 2008
 
1.
The next Vice President of the United States.
Joe Biden will become the next Vice President of the United States when he and future President Barack Obama are elected into the White House.
by FirePengy August 25, 2008
 
2.
Better than Sarah Palin.
Joe Biden > Sarah Palin
by SFBoi October 10, 2008
 
3.
The future 47th Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden is the senior United States Senator from Delaware. Since taking office in 1973, Biden has been the Chairman of the Senate Committee on the Judiciary and the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, as well as having the distinction of being the fifth-youngest senator in U.S. history.
Joe Biden and Barack Obama give Americans change we can believe in.
by Kire120 August 27, 2008
 
4.
The VP pick for democrat Barack Obama. Since his election to the Senate, he's done more for America's foreign policy than George W. Bush could ever dream of doing. He kicked Sarah Palin's ass in the VP debate, and showed he's not an emotion-less robot when he choked up talking about his family.
Mom, could you pass the Joe Biden?
by ledzep999 October 06, 2008
 
5.
1. The United States Vice president-to-be.

2. Correctly pointed out that Sarah Palin is a hot piece of ass.
When the Obama conquers the republicans in upcoming elections Joe Biden will be VP.
by starky September 05, 2008
 
6.
Delaware senator running for vice-president in the 2008 election on the democratic ticket under Barack Obama.
Person 1: "Joe Biden did well in the debate last night."

Person 2: "Maybe, but he's not as adorable as Sarah Palin."

Person 1: "Well, I'm glad you know what to look for in your potential leaders. God bless America."
by bigtones October 04, 2008
 
7.
A verb of positive connotation implying a drastic and cathartic event has recently transpired in reference to an object. Also: appealingly destructive fornication; euphoric victory; assuming the role of dominant/alpha-male.
1: So how'd you do on that calculus midterm?
2: I just JoeBiden'd every one of my classmates AND that midterm.
1: You.. w-what?

2: In EVERY sense of the word.

1: I think I just became a woman.
2: You're welcome.
by ThomBootyJefferson January 30, 2014