A beautiful girl with fiery red hair, she is small and cute, has a sweet smile and while she seems innocent she is actually pretty dirty minded. Jodie-Alice is amazing at being a ninja , it doesn't matter what everyone else says because to lots of us she is the best thing in the world, how wonderful.
boy: hey dude, didn't you go out with Jodie-Alice?
Jack: yeah , but i was a right twat to her.
boy:.. *kills jack* you're a douche, you know that?