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A gay faggot who likes to take steamy hot showers with other men.
Jock1: Oh your bush is coming in nice!
Jock2: Wunna Touch?
by 15 Inch Dick January 21, 2005
95 69
When someone tries really hard to be like someone else that they admire or when someone will sweat another because they want to get with them.
Quit jocking me!
I wish they would get off my jock!
by L.M.C. February 21, 2006
37 13
people who think they are more important than the world itself...because they play sports.
what about doctors, nurses, humanitarian workers, making the world a better place and the real heroes of todays society! should they think they are better than anyone else?
well theyre better than jocks for sure!
there are certainly those who are good for nothing except for their sports, drinking/other drugs, raping people of both sexes and committing other crimes, and getting a pat on the back or cock up the arse by their jock mates!
many who play their sports are bogans or other words you can use to describe people who do nothing for society except filling up jail.
and they do spend their time on urban dictionary and doing other "nerdy" things, despite what they say.
and you also dont even have to look at them to get a response like "what are you lookin at faggot?" or along those lines!
of course, then you get those who pick on others and stop if they meet their match, or even someone who is more than that!
now this doesnt mean that all of them are like this, but if some turned on each other and ending up killing themselves the world would be a much better place!
of course the sports clubs must share some of the blame though!
random 1: "hey did you see brent didn't say a word to us today?"
random 2: "yeah jason must have did something to him or said something to shut him the fuck up"
random 1: "yeah typical cock nob jockey serves him fuckin right if it did hey?"
by youwillneverfindoutjocks November 15, 2010
40 17
jocks are the reason why colombine was shot up
jocks make people want to shoot things
by hell born March 31, 2006
47 24
Someone who is both hated and envied by his highschool peers. General term used to refer to a highschool athlete who is not a very kind person, and who usually doesn't take his sport seriously.
"Man, that jerk is just a stupid jock. But he sure does have a hot girlfriend."
by RyanM January 03, 2004
56 33
A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
by Slade Technics October 25, 2006
41 20
A retarded musclebound loser who listens to lots of rap and figures he's cooler than everyone else just because he spends a lot of his time playing with balls.
wtach revenge of the nerds... cept substitute old school jocks for these new uber gangstas.... losers all of them...
by the enlightened few January 12, 2006
45 24