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148.
a ladies man that fears nothing. tall and fearfull. i do not want to show my girl this guy.
jocks are not to be reckoned with! especially by fat and fluffy people.
by malice kayz June 02, 2010
 
149.
football – no way jose, i hate jocks, and if you play football, your a jock, and right before you get into athletics, you'll tell us that you'll never change, and you'll always be our friend, n we tell you that "no, once you get into football, you'll change, b/c football does that to you" because we know that we are right and this is our last attempt to try to get you to stay in band, and you'll just say "i never follow stereotypes" but we say that this is different, and you get mad at us for "having your life planned out for you" which isnt true, were just pointing out the inevitable, and before you know it, you'll change, and you'll get your schedual changed, so you wont have any classes with us, and never talk to us band nerds again, and you'll date a cheerleader, and do drugs, and go to parties, and forget about band nerds,b/c your so wrapped up in being cool you'll be like, "losers" and shun us, and then you'll get tackeled while playing football, and you'll get paralyzed, either that or one night when you are driving home from one of those jock parties and youre all drunk and so are all of you drunk jock so called "friends" in the car, you'll crash, and your life will flash before your eyes, and when you'll be examinig your life, you'll look back and say, "if only i stayed in band with all my real friends, this would have never happened, and they would have never steered me wrong" and we'll come to your funerall and after we had cried and all that mess, we'll say a few words at your burial and those words will be "haha i told you so, you should have just stayed in band and played tuba, like all us cool people"... that's what will happen when you go from band to football. *heed the warning
Jacob will become a jock.
by a concerned friend December 21, 2004
 
150.
Jocks do get all the attention and the girls and all that stuff. Not all jocks are stupid. I know a jock that back in 6th grade in his Reading class they read Shakesphere and he was in advanced English and his math class was Pre-Algebra which is and 8th grade course.

Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.

A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.
Teacher:Ok class I will be taking music requets today and I'll play the song on the computer.

Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice

Jocks:NO! Rap is better

Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out

Jocks:Make fun of nerd

Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd

Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject

And it goes on
by How bout now? April 04, 2008
 
151.
A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.
Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
 
152.
someone who is amazingly good at any sport he/she tries. someone who is popular because of sports, but doesn't have enough money to be a prep. most of the time,they use that to take advantage of something (i.e.- class officer elections)
Bob (the jock in this) is really popular and tries to wear preppy clothes, but just doesn't have enough money to actually fit in with the preps. (POOR BOB)
by Eagle Chica May 13, 2009
 
153.
Jarrod Kilburn Is A Gay Flamer Who Spikes His Hair Like Goku From DBZ into the Sky and Is A Wigger
Really Really Really Gay
by GurBur January 06, 2005
 
154.
to hella like something or someone
damn she is hella jockin him
by motley April 17, 2003