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a brainless idiot who's only escape from doing his homework is a sport in which he has some geeky chick whois in love with him do is homework
eww i fucking hate jocks they're fucking assholes! eww www
by darkpixie666 January 16, 2006
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1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.
"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."
by joe May 01, 2004
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When someone tries really hard to be like someone else that they admire or when someone will sweat another because they want to get with them.
Quit jocking me!
I wish they would get off my jock!
by L.M.C. February 21, 2006
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Noun. Brainless lumps of muscle and fat. Grow up to work at gas stations and die from morbid obeasity. See Dumbass.
It's called Karma. Jocks are popular when they're in school, but are losers when they grow up, mainly because they didn't spend any time worrying about a job other than "MVP".
by Dudeiedes January 10, 2007
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What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
by Persephone~ June 03, 2009
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In the case of school:
A man who is highly interested in athletics to the point where it dominates his life. Characterized by assholes with competitive attitudes. Usually social elite, jocks often date/fuck cheerleaders and other high level social elite females who are always either highly attractive or rich.
In the case of adulthood:
Jocks usually join national assiociations such as the NBA or NFL. Usually, these athletes cheat on their wifes, are dishonest, and occasionally, commit crimes and get away with them.
Note: Female athletes cannot be classified as jocks. There are extraordinarily few females that have the jerkish personality the male athletes have.
Members of the football, baseball, soccer, basketball teams or any dangerous contact sport.
All male, professional athletes.
by Talisman August 16, 2003
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1. a radio program host

2. an athlete(while it is ultimately from an old slang term for the penis, it may have been influenced the term for the high-schoold stereotype)

3. a support garnment for male athletes
That jock is trying to start a fight with everyone.
by The Return Of Light Joker October 08, 2007
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