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Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.
Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?
by Linton November 06, 2003
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Usually the biggest asshole(s) in your school. Most of the teachers adore them. They tend to not get into trouble for something that if you did, you'd be raped inside out. Jocks usually yell, make noise, hot ditsy girls usually go for them, cut in line and do just about everything else thats totally uncalled for. Jocks also push you around, but then their day comes when they played football and wrestled all their high school days, and I step out side, and my lawn is freshly mowed, and the same jock who was an asshole then, and still is, is putting his lawn mower back on his truck and telling me "Good Morning Sir".
Principal: "Your not a jock!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!"

Student: "Yes sir (sadly)...i'll only go to Yale and become very wealthy and have a great life."

Principal: "YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT!!!! .......Now....I will molest you."

Student: "Noooo no I'll change.....I will....I wanna have gay locker room sex with the other football players!!!!"
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Young... males?(debatable) who believe that their sport is godly and better then any other sport, and that there is no point to life other then to play that sport.
Me: Dude, do you wanna go paintballing with us saterday?
Jock: ...Urghh... *snort* Football!! warghH!!!
Me: ...Ok... nevermind then...
by KoreanPyro888 November 18, 2003
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A term used by English people to insult a Scottishman.
I'm not going to that pub up in Glasgow, it's full of jocks!

Duh!
by Craig June 15, 2004
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A clique that consists of dumbass muscle-headed teenaged males that are real good at sports. They're the type that are real arrogant and hypocritical. They usually get all the hot chicks, and often frown upon the weak. They are the main reason why there are so many teenaged suicides today. Non-jocks cannot get chicks, because chicks only like the stupid macho jocks. This gets non-jock very depressed, pestimistic, andd even suicidal. The jock usually listens to rap music considering it's the popular genre. Though when he gets older, the jock will probably have a shitty job and make minimum wage.
Fuck you, stupid faggot jock! Thanks to you and you shitty clique, I can't get any. I hope you's all die and burn in hell, assholes!
by Scott McCullough September 24, 2005
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A complete douchebag. the guy that shot dimebag darrell was one, thats what happens when jocks get ahold of good music they misinterpret it.
that jock is waste of dna, gatorade should make you sterile.
by Horatio "filthy" Sanchez March 15, 2005
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Idiots whose whole life revolve around sports, trying to seem superior, and bullying other people. They often do well socially in high school, getting lots of friends (many who actually hang around with them out of fear of being bullied), getting the sluts to sleep with them, and winning sports awards. They like to bully nerds, particularly ones that do well in lessons and dislike well known sports. After high school they suddenly realise they've hardly got any good qualifications, and the sluts abandon them for more succesful people. Jocks are often idiots because of one of their parents (usually their father) raising them to hate everyone else in the world apart from people who are like them, and can sometimes have extreme views as a result of this. In Britain, jocks tend to fit in with the chav subculture.

Common insults include 'you're shit at sports 'nerd' 'geek' 'dork' 'gay boy' and many more.
--A school in the present day--
Ed (Jock): Hey look! Here come's Harold! Hey Harold! You geek! You're a disgrace at sports!
Matt (Jock's follower): Yeah Harold, you don't even know how to handle balls! Hahahahah!
Harold: Er...er....

--20 years later--
Harold (success with a family and decent life): Hey Ed, what are you doing on the street?
Ed: Harold! Is that you? Oh my god! Please! I need some money! I can't pay my rent!
*Harold laughs*
by Geddo August 28, 2007
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