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Overly Scottish individual concerned primarily with Scottish affairs such as devolution/drinking/xenophobia. Usually associated with north east Scotland. Not to be confused with 'Smackheids', who hate anyone not from their local area but lack the presence of thought to quantify their feelings, and the physical/mental ability to act on their feelings. Notable skills include fighting/taking offence at inanimate objects and rallying against those different to themselves. Frequently seen wearing traditional dress without good cause. All Jocks watch 'Braveheart' frequently believing it to be the best movie ever.
They also enjoy despising the English, due to the scots not winning anything ever.
That Fanta pants is a raging jock, between Buckfasts ~(buckie) he told me to 'get tae fuck' on account of me not being born on the same housing estate as him.

That stupid jock thinks Scotland would be better off without the UK, I'm sure 4000 tons of cod and a dwindling whisky export will save their sorry skins.
by Someone of sound mind April 02, 2009
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149
Your dick, but refered to as when a girl clings to you and you cant get her to stop bothering you.
by Fauxwilli June 17, 2008
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150
Dick ridin; and or being a hater
yo man, why u alawys on my jock.
by Young1 October 08, 2004
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151
A sporty Guy Who push's nerds while whipping his friends with a jock strap.
Hey I loved that Jock Strap Whip last night Joe and Mark
by ThatSoFunny November 09, 2007
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152
To smack (at an alarming speed) a mushroom tattoo across the face on the cheek or forehead
I will not hesitate to Jock a bitch...
by Big Bad Bub June 03, 2006
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153
To be heavily influenced by something, to give it props.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
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154
a person who try 2 be like u
my stop jock me punk+
by neiman aka swifty April 09, 2003
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