A jock is someone who's athletic and is "popular". Jocks usually despise nerds and nerds usually despise jocks.
God those jocks are so stupid.
by a thing October 11, 2004

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Young... males?(debatable) who believe that their sport is godly and better then any other sport, and that there is no point to life other then to play that sport.
Me: Dude, do you wanna go paintballing with us saterday?
Jock: ...Urghh... *snort* Football!! warghH!!!
Me: ...Ok... nevermind then...
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A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?
Take you away, from that empty apartment.........
by Blahb May 04, 2005

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stupid athletes who happen to be assholes and go absolutely nowhere in life.
Whoa, it's a dumb jock(suprise!)
by A-Man October 19, 2003

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Idiots whose whole life revolve around sports, trying to seem superior, and bullying other people. They often do well socially in high school, getting lots of friends (many who actually hang around with them out of fear of being bullied), getting the sluts to sleep with them, and winning sports awards. They like to bully nerds, particularly ones that do well in lessons and dislike well known sports. After high school they suddenly realise they've hardly got any good qualifications, and the sluts abandon them for more succesful people. Jocks are often idiots because of one of their parents (usually their father) raising them to hate everyone else in the world apart from people who are like them, and can sometimes have extreme views as a result of this. In Britain, jocks tend to fit in with the chav subculture.

Common insults include 'you're shit at sports 'nerd' 'geek' 'dork' 'gay boy' and many more.
--A school in the present day--
Ed (Jock): Hey look! Here come's Harold! Hey Harold! You geek! You're a disgrace at sports!
Matt (Jock's follower): Yeah Harold, you don't even know how to handle balls! Hahahahah!
Harold: Er...er....

--20 years later--
Harold (success with a family and decent life): Hey Ed, what are you doing on the street?
Ed: Harold! Is that you? Oh my god! Please! I need some money! I can't pay my rent!
*Harold laughs*
by Geddo August 28, 2007

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See: dick.
You are such a friggin' jock!
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Plural of jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable athletic types that always do well socially.
Why do cheerleaders always date jocks?
by Linton November 06, 2003

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Someone who gets preferential treatment just because they play sports.
O. J. Simpson was acquitted from two counts of murder b/c he is a jock.

The captain of the football team is a real jock. The principal superseded the English teacher and gave the jock a "D" since he made the winning touchdown in the homecoming game.
by Sudo Nim April 05, 2004

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