A jock is someone who's athletic and is "popular". Jocks usually despise nerds and nerds usually despise jocks.
God those jocks are so stupid.
by a thing October 11, 2004
A person in high school who is popular good at sports spoiled and beats on nerds and bandies
Wow, I wish I was a jock.
by cookietackle November 09, 2008
A derogatory term for the Scots. Has origins in World War 2; the Scottish version of the English Tommy was a Jock. Usually either a term of light hearted banter or abusive insult, depending on the context.
All them fucking Jocks north of the border!
by cactusx102 November 10, 2007
a group of douche bags that think its cool to piss off other people . generally kind to teachers and then assholes to everyone else but other like minded jocks. often wear american eagle shirts with popped collars see: douche loved by all teachers but despised by most of the student body
"typical jock behavior"
jock :look at the faggot with the long hair
metalhead :shut the fuck up poser
teacher : what did i just hear you say

jock : he said fuck miss teacher lololol (im so funny i just got that kid in trouble herpa derp)
by ormagoden December 09, 2009
A male who has dedicated his life to sports but he really sucks at them and never gets anywhere.

1. He usually wears a baseball cap backwards just to look cool and they are rarely seen without the cap.

2. Drinks a lot of beer because the only way they can interact with people is when they are completely wasted.

3. Usually has not much to talk about except how drunk he got the night before and had penises drawn on his face. Also talks a lot about how many women he's slept with (one-night-stand of course).

4. Usually on steroids tryin to impress the ladies...or dudes.

5. Plays a lot of homosexual games such as grabbing other dudes' crotches but claiming that he is straight.

6. They usually have their ears pierced or have some sort of lame tattoo that they always brag about.

7. They start their day with alcohol and finish their night with alcohol and end up passing out at some random place.

8. They crave attention so much they would probabily suck a dick just to get people's attention.

9. They love giving other jocks high-fives for any lame thing that happens.
A jock talking to other jocks: "Dude I got so wasted last night and I fucked a chick and then passed out in the street. Ended up getting raped by a homeless dude!!"

other jocks:"sweet dude!" *high-fives*
by inshadow4 June 05, 2009
A slang term for a Scottish bloke
"that moonhead is a real jock"
by Sie n Grev September 26, 2007
One of the worst usernames you can have, especially if you act like an immature brat.
A guy called Jock sparks arguments
by John Zhang November 20, 2006
Predominantly English slang term for a Scotsman, similar to Irishmen being "Paddy" and Welshmen "Taffy" or "Taff". A nickname given to the Scotsman in a group of friends Mainly used as lighthearted, inoffensive ribbing but considered offensive by some depending on context.
"Don't mind Jock, he's just had a bit too much to drink"
"Robbie Carlyle is a jock"
offensive: "Fuck off you jock cunt"
by Wordyfella November 07, 2012

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