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When your kid prevents you from getting a workout When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home" |
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the gay/queer equivalent of jock block wherein a homo who's trying to get some action either gets blocked from the same or who's embarrassed by a so-called friend and prevented from hooking up. i was chatting this hot guy up at a club the other night when richard jock blocked me by coming up and asking me if (my rash had cleared up) or (am i still living with my parents) or (did you get a job YET?!)--of course the hottie excused himself and got the hell out of there!
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guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked! |
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(v.) The act of ruining a jock's chances with an attractive lady. Similar to a cock block, but perpotrated by a nerd/geek/social outcast. A: Dude, that quarterback totally crashed and burned with that cheerleader.
B: Yeah, Derek from Trig jock blocked him. Hacked his Facebook account and posted that homeboy's 'chalmydia subsided'. A: Epic win for Derek. |
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when some tool with shit for brains and huge muscles steals your girl. that asshole in the tapout shirt just jock blocked the fuck out of me.
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