"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
You: "Hey assholes! I'm a midget on a tricycle!"
Douchebag jocks: "Oh man let's go!"
Other friend: "You sure jockblocked Jimmy real good bro."
B: Yeah, Derek from Trig jock blocked him. Hacked his Facebook account and posted that homeboy's 'chalmydia subsided'.
A: Epic win for Derek.