Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.