jobbyest, n; jobbies, pl
(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree
Jobby examples include: PTA president, golf course marshal, churchwarden, most activities engaged in by stay-at-home parents
Scots, Faeces, rubbish.
Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".
A Scots term for the brownish substance excreted from ones anus when the bowels are full or after a spicy cuisine.
Also the term for something that is disapproved of/ rubbish.
"Who left that stinkin jobby in er"
"I canny flush 'is jobby away it's jist floatin 'er"
"The TV is pure jobby tonight"
"Keep yir jobby to yerself"
"Away and jobby yer pants ya big jobby-bum"
"Ma jobby wis jobby, i need another"
"that curry was jobby"
Scottish for poo.
Also used in phrases such as
"yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"
originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.
what a pile of jobbies.
1) a poo poo
a word usually used by a weyne
brown / beige (not chocolate)
"nanny, please can you wipe my bottom, i've done a smelly jobby which is squidgy and stuck to my fingers."
"stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"
Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...
A crappy person.
Verb: to do a jobby.
See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!
faeces the passing of excrement through the anus.
ooh my stomach is sore I think I may need a few jobbies