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Basically has a brain the size of a small moon or a really big space station. Is super sweet and operates on a level of empathy and kindness that transcends that which is human. Mystifying and compelling, is like the infinite moebius matroyshka nesting doll of souls. Has a cute smile and hair like the better class of hippie.
"Man, how is Joamette able to make corellations like that?"

"You know how Isaac Asimov's positronic brain was basically a super dense metalic slab composed of billions of parallel connnected circuits? That is basically Joamette's brain."
by Haploduckus October 23, 2011

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