Top Definition
1.) Short for, "Just kidding rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off", usually expressed in good humor.
2.) A combination of jk, rofl, and lmao.
3.) An alternative to jk, rofl, lmao or any combination of the three.
patient: How long do I have left to live?
doctor: Two weeks.
patient: ZOMFG!
doctor: Jkroflmao! You are fine.
by *G-Warrior 3 Clan™ March 04, 2009

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